Sunday, August 1, 2010

The Return of the Fractured Faily Tale

Our intrepid Princess had been steadily working on her goal of climbing the mighty Dtour Mountain.  Her foes Myron and Couch Potato had been quiet for some time now, making the Princess wonder what they had in store for her.  After their defeat at the race, she knew they had to be plotting a way to get back into her head.

Then things began to go awry.  Funds became tight at the castle and it became difficult to get the foods that our dear Princess had come to depend on for her new eating plan.  As the funds became tighter, stress began to build in the Princess and she began to hunger for her old friends, chocolate and ice cream.  She pined for them in the worst way.

Her two Princes stayed fast by her side and refused to let her give into her cravings for sweet treats.  Knowing, perhaps, that it was really her foes Myron and Couch Potato whispering in her ear again.

Despite the efforts of our two heroes, the Princess continued to get more and more depressed and upset.  Then, one day as she was sitting and feeling quite sorry for herself, words came into her head.  
WINNERS ADAPT WITH CHANGE, WHINERS DON'T!!
  With those words running through her head, our brave Princess, pulled herself up, dusted off her skirts, and vowed once more, with renewed determination, to make her way to the top of Dtour Mountain, no matter what.

The frustration from Myron and Couch Potato could be heard throughout the kingdom!!


Weigh In Results:

The Prince:  Down 1/2 lb - and the people rejoiced!

The Crown Prince:  Down 1 lb - the people rejoiced and the young girls swooned!

The Princess:  Down 2 lbs - and the people rejoiced and Couch Potato was so mad he set Myron's head on fire, again!

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