I have now decided that it is the freaking day of the week that does it! It's Monday's! Myron has figured out that I don't do Monday's! Drat him anyway!! All day I've had a chocolate craving. It's not just me either; I've taken a poll - 9 out of 10 women polled (I'm no dummy, I don't ask men) have had a chocolate craving all day!
We do well all week, behave over the weekend and then WHAM! The cravings hit us on Monday. No amount of mental self-talk or diversion seemed to work today. I wanted chocolate! A candy bar, a truffle, ice cream, cake, it really didn't matter, I just wanted chocolate! Man I hate this!
But odd as it sounds, I'm beginning to see these little weekly confrontations as a test of wills. My will against the kryptonite of womankind worldwide - chocolate! So far I'm ahead! I have not lost one of our little weekly games yet! Ha ha ha! Take that chocolate!
I have to wonder though, sooner or later, will I give in? Will the chocolate finally win the battle? Will it wear me down?
Nah! Look who we're talking about here! I can out stubborn anybody, anywhere, anytime! I can ignore it as long as I want to!
Take that chocolate! Take that Myron!!
Ha ha!! I win again!!!
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